Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Worst Jokes Ever
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Someone stole my balls :(
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
