Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Ukraine.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!