Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Yo mama joke.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.