I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
The thing my mom birthed.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
