Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
The S in America stands for safe.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.