Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Like if you have balls.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
My name says it all.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.