Worst Jokes Ever

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Orphans are lonely.

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

All these jokes really hijacking my mind.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

Can I get a HOYA?

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."