Worst Jokes Ever
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Queen
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.