Worst Jokes Ever

Why is it bad to climb a tree?

You might fall on an orphan! 🫥

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Why is LeBron James an orphan?

Because he doesn't Fortnite.

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

What’s long and black?

The line at KFC.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"