Worst Jokes Ever
I farted.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
My ex.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Hi, please like for good luck!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!