Worst Jokes Ever
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Haha, the joke is me.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
The twins are falling down.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
My life is the joke.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Like if you hate school.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
When you fail art school.