Worst Jokes Ever
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.