Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
