9 jokes
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Good being
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.