9 jokes

Game

Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?

My Friend: What’s that?

Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Reader

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Coincidence

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

Memes

Sister

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Priest

How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?

That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!

Miscarriage

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

Flame

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Man

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Pilot

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

People

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Victim

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.