9 jokes

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in between 6 and 9.

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.