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I rate it 9/11.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in between 6 and 9.

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!