9 jokes

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Ten

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

Memes

Study

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Plane

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Ten

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

Number

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Reader

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Victim

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.