9 jokes

Uncle

  • All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

    My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

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  • 9/11

  • If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

    Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

    Reader

  • You learn something new every day.

    Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

    Game

  • Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?

    My Friend: What’s that?

    Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.