9 jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.