9 jokes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
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What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Five more days.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.