9 jokes
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I rate it 9/11.
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.