Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
9 Jokes
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Five more days.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
