9 jokes
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
I rate it 9/11.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.