9 jokes
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What's 9 + 10?
21
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.