9 jokes

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

I rate it 9/11.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Why was 10 afraid?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!

Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?

My Friend: What’s that?

Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.