9 jokes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
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I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.