9 jokes
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.