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My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
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My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.