Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
9 Jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
I rate it 9/11.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
