9 jokes
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Five more days.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.