9 jokes

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.

I rate it 9/11.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!