9 jokes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
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If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
I rate it 9/11.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.