9 jokes
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Five more days.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.