9 jokes
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?