9 jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Memes
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
I rate it 9/11.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.