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My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.