9 jokes
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.