9 jokes

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Why is 10 scared?

Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.