9 jokes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Five more days.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Memes
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I rate it 9/11.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!