We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
9 Jokes
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
