9 jokes

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.