9 jokes

Sister

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

Pilot

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Memes

9/11

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Dude

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Flu

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

9/11

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Building

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

9/11

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Number

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"