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I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
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Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.