9 Jokes

10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer

Sorry I meant 9 and 11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9 right? NO. Its because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 Victims

Why why was six scared of seven because 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11

why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane

why is 10 so scared because he is right in the middle of 9/11

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? -- You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

my dad died in 9-11 he was the best piolt

if 6 is scared of because 7 8 9 why is ten scared because it is in the middle of 9 11

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke

Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter

Because the twin towers collapsed.

What is the Mexican police number 9 Juan Juan

How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!

3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.

9/11

A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or..........” Then he died and learned how to say no in German....