9 jokes
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.