9 jokes

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.