9 jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I rate you a 9/11.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR