9 jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?