9 jokes
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Five more days.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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