9 jokes

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!

Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?

My Friend: What’s that?

Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

Why was 10 afraid?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

Why was 10 scared?

Because 9/11 came flying in.