9 jokes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."