9 jokes
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Memes
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!