Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
9 Jokes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
