9 jokes

It was women driving the planes for 9/11.

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.