9 jokes
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
I rate it 9/11.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Memes
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.