9 jokes
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Memes
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!