9 jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Memes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Five more days.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!