Why is September 11th the best birthday??
Everyone remembers it!!! :)
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When itā€™s intersected by a plane.
why did the twin towers fall exactly at 9/11? because the terrosists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank"
how many times did rob O'Neill shoot bin laden? 911 times.
bin laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 #justice
For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and Ć—1000000
proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot
it worked
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Tried making 911 jokes but none it kept falling apart
Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
even the world trade center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass
what's osama bin laden's favorite song?
under the sea! (the little mermaid)
Obama got osama
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))
abortion is beautiful
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10
