911 jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Memes
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)