911 jokes
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
MR BEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTT
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.