911 jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Memes
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"