911 jokes
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Balls.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Fuck u!
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.