even the world trade center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro my friend told me all his humour is dead and dry and i was like just like 911 victims.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
the man fired from the world trade center on september 10
that is just plain wrong
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11 but airport security got him.
whats the 9/11 survivors least favorite team?
new york jets
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
if 789 why was ten scared? ...... be cause he was between 911
911 whats your emergency? Me: Officer My Girlfriend is dead! Operator: What Happened!? Me: She Bit The Tip
911
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged
why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
Why is it easy to defeat America ic clash of clans? Because they have already got 2 towers down
Rose are red, Violet are violet, my dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot
911 pilots are the best readers, They went through 30 stories in less than an hours
