What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
