A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11 they went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
why can't americans play chess they have no tower
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
