90 Jokes

Riddles not jokes

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

and last one

What can rule, but not command?

Tell meh the answers in the comments

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1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.

Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

Your butt is so fat I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue

Who's the world's fastest reader? 911 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

Hey! give me my Nickelback!

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

Steven Hawkings Sesh Cave, Entry 50p, Guaranteed Budweiser and Ectasy. Maybe A Gram of Heroin, You'll most likely see a mental 90 year old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

Why was the obtuse angle hot?

It Was More Than 90*

What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America's population

A 90 year old man takes a Viagra Strips of naked lies down in a ally way three chicks walks on by a blond a brunette an a red head

The red head sed I'm not letting that go to waste so she strips of an rides him when she's finished The brunette then strips of naked an rides him the blonds now worried because she just got her period the red head sez he's dead don't let it go to waste so she strips of naked an rides him then he wakes up he then send wow two jump starts an a blood transfusion I'm good to go !

101 pedo jokes whys everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, its called women taking advantage, youl shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who dont admit there like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why dont you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, ive been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, i know whats going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jelous coz your drink tastes like shit?, is it coz your shit though?, how many bids have you done?, shit 1million views, dont try bribe me, did the police give me snip?, hows my barbie doll or shall i say my little pony? the police beat fuck outta me, whats all these needle marks on my arm, i can tell you want something, whys everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web,

keep it going on lol

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?

Because it's 90 degrees.