Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
What's Red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in fortnite then our other friend joined started flying a plane we died like all the people in 911
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
i had to stop drinking because i got tired of waking up in my car driving 90
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