What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
i had to stop drinking because i got tired of waking up in my car driving 90
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
What's Red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him ... everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing ... I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market ... they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
i went to a 90 minute prostitute once . she was a whore and a half i tell ya
if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors
