9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
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My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
