9 jokes
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I rate it 9/11.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.