7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
9 Jokes
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
