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What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.