88 jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Her (DYM 88).
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
FIERY LOS
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