My girlfriend called me a "pedophile" and I said "that's a big word for a 5 year old".
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
What do priests and McDonalds have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year old buns
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis
Hey Jorden Calerendiá ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
Yesterday a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew tumed up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5.year.old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and ll spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. 'mey chatted with her, let her slt with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little lobs to do here and there to make her feel Important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a poy envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $1 0 'pay ' to the bank the next day to start a savings account When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally Impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, 'l worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.' 'Oh, my goodness gracious,' said the teller, 'and will you be working on the house again this week, too?' The little girl replied, 'l will, it those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the tucking sheet rock '
