What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile" and I said "that's a big word for a 5 year old".
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What do priests and McDonalds have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year old buns
Hey Jorden Calerendiá ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
Yesterday a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
