5 year old memes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.

My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.

He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.