20+ Best 5 Year Old Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Generation

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

Memes

Toy

The image shows a text at the top that says, "In the film Toy Story, if one of the toys died the child would just keep playing with its corpses. - A 5-year-old." Below the text, there is an image of a man with gray hair and a slight smile.

5 year old memes

Pregnancy

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

Rapist

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

Sandy Hook Survivor

What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Memes

Cartoon

A muscular man with sunglasses on his head is in turquoise water, covering his mouth with his hand, looking as if he's holding back a laugh or expressing disbelief. Overlay text reads: 'teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds'.

Year

A muscular man stands waist-deep in clear water. Text overlay reads, "teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds."

Corporation

for real

The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."

Child

The image shows a distorted close-up of Spongebob Squarepants with a sinister expression. The text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU KILL A 5 YEAR OLD IN COD AND THEY START CRYING FOR THEY'RE PARENTS."

Kid

An image shows a still from the movie Megamind. The character, an overweight man in a suit, is lying on his back with his arms spread out. The text reads: "Cinephiles" when a 5 year old kid wants to watch a Marvel movie and not the Gritty Black and White Polish movie based in 1873 which is an allegory for domestic abuse told through the perspective of a dying squirrel.

BFDI

BFB

The image shows a blue cartoon character looking angry with its mouth open and text above and below. The text above reads "WHEN MY FRIENDS SAY" and the text below reads "BFDI IS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS".

5 year old memes

Community

why this 5 year old giving out his mums credit card number. The kid is way to young to be on here

Someone remove this 5 year old bro