Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old
What do priests and McDonalds have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year old buns
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
Hey Jorden Calerendiá ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
Yesterday a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
