3 jokes
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
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How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
I wish we were all aborted. <3
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.