11 jokes

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.