My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
11 Jokes
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
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