Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
I rate these jokes 9/11
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
