I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
