Yours jokes

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?

A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A game that all orphans hate,

"Who's your Daddy?"

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.