Yours jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.