Yours jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.