Yours jokes
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!