You're jokes
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
You're tiny!
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.