You're jokes
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.