Your Mum jokes
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.