pov : your mum is a bomber
where do you find a orphan just look for your mum.
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
whats thick 12 inches and in your mums throat my penis
Your hairline goes further back than your mums divorce
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper
your mum has balls
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices
Guess what. What? Your mum saw your 1inch
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
a teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favourite football team is saying "raise you hand if it is Scunthorpe" every student but one raised their hand. the teacher asks "why don't you support Scunthorpe?" the child answers "my parents support Grimsby and so do I". the teacher comes back with "why are you copying your parents? what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" the child answers then i'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards"
your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
im ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke i posted and what went on between me and your mum
your mum isn't home
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf
why did your mum touch me because she was a pedo
your mum stinks of disbled ppl wanna know why idk either u tell me
