Your Mum jokes

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!

Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.

Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

What do you do if your dick is smoking?

Get your mum to lick it.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.