Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Your mum gay her name is Rachel
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
