Your Mum jokes

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?

Your nan's a GILF!

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Beans, your mum is fat!

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!

What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?

Your mum.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Your mum. That's all I need to say.

Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Your mum!

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!