Your Mum jokes
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."