Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round
Your at a funeral your mum says be quiet so you snigger at the body and say by forever bitch
Roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down your mums Facebook will do
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples
Your mum gay her name is Rachel
Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde
Your mum is so fat all her relationships are long distanced
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
Why are tomates green. because they rot like your mum
your mums hair line was so big that dora the explorer could not find it
your mums so fat when she stands on the scale it says to be continued
your mum has very small balls. congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
