Your Mum jokes

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.

Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.