Your Mum jokes
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.