What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
What’s worse than banging your sister
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring
You look like your mom and your dad had a child
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
You’re so ugly I can see why your dad left now
Your mum your dad the things you never had.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
2023- my dad is a cop
1800- my dad owns your dad
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
Your eyebrows run away like your dad
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
