You jokes

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

How do you kill Hellen Keller?

Take her on a walk off a cliff.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂