Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
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Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
You suck.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Are you serious right now, bro?
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
