You jokes
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.