You jokes
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
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How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!