You jokes
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."
Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.