You jokes
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.