you are a joke
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.
what do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
Catholic men say eating Broccoli is like anal sex. If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult 🤷🏽♂️
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
how do you call a cop
thru the phone
(my puns are bad)
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
