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Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

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  • A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."

    "Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.

    The boy answered, "It's Michelle."

    There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"

    The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."

    What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

    "Can you give me some pointers?"

    A retard walks into a bar.

    Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!

    Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584

    Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

    Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

    Gay.

    Friend: *begins to moan*

    Me: Finna hang up.

    So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."