You jokes

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.

What do you call a cow that sleeps?

A bulldozer! 🐄💤

What do you say to a clock?

"What time is it?"

Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

You big gay.

Why did you say not to?

What do you call a dog with no tail?

A tail-less dog.

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.

How long are you? I

What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?

Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

How do you sex?

With penis!

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If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.

One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"

The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

Hi, how are you today?

Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.