Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
I love my family.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
