Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.