Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

I love my family.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.