Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"