Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

I love my family.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"