Yo mama so dumb her dad said "you're driving me crazy" and she said "I didn't know crazy was a place"!
Yo mom so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs................ read the title.
Yo mama so short she wakes up everyday in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Yo mamma so fat she the reason Dino’s became extinct
bro if you think about it ur mom and god have 1 thing in common... there both big
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space
Yo mama eats so much she spends her whole life on the toilet
Yo mama so stupid when she saw on her computer it said you have 3 cookies she broke it
Yo mama is so fat she got locked in a weapon store and she broke it down with out any weapons.1
Yo mama so fricking ugly she made humans to exstinced
Yo mama so fat when you married your sister she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo' mama is a joke
Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
Yo mam so fat the trump used her like a wall.
Yo momma so dumb she washes her dishes in the river.
