Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Iβm about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he wonβt be able to make it to Saw Con?