Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
I love my family.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
