Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
I love my family.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.