Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Mama

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Mama

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Mama

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Mama

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Mom

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Mama

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Mama

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.