Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!