Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
yo mamma so fat she is 4 feet tall laying down
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
yo mama is soo stupid, because when see gave birth to you she asked for a receipt!
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off
Yo mama so fat that a whole forest grew on her but it was sad because she really smells so the forest died.
Yo mamas so dumb she thought Bruno Mars was a planet
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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Yo mama so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing Let It Go.
Yo mama's so ugly, that sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof
yo' mamas so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror