Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
