Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!