Yo mama jokes
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.