Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.