Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.