Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
ur mom is so fat buzz light year had to say to infinity to beyond to leave her house
picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
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ur mom does not need the internet shes allredy world wide
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses
yo mama so fat she stepped on earth and the earth cracked
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
