Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Koolaid Man busted through her wall, he said “Oh no!”
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Holy cow! A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat of she turned into food she could solve world hunger
yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat when she went to the bed the house shook
yo mama so stupid your mama thinks that vr is real life.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
Yo mama is so retarded they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside she went and got a bowl
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
