Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

I am no longer anonymous.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.