Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"