Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.