Yo mama jokes

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.