Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...