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"did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah it was lit"
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
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did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Fu ck me
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit
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what did the cow say to ur mom
hello
I'm Awake-By-watersharky- Ok,Ok OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up, Aye yea get im cause im awake boy, OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up. Aye yea get im cause im awake boy, Ok,Ok OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up, Aye yea get im cause im awake boy
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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Why is the sun lit. Because is has much solar
