My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
"did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah it was lit"
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
Fu ck me
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit
Joke
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
what did the cow say to ur mom
hello
A Joke