Lit Jokes

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

"Did you go to the light show?"

"Yeah, it was lit."

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.

I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."

Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.

Fu ck me

my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.

Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit

Joke

i lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free

what did the cow say to ur mom

hello

I'm Awake-By-watersharky- Ok,Ok OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up, Aye yea get im cause im awake boy, OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up. Aye yea get im cause im awake boy, Ok,Ok OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up, Aye yea get im cause im awake boy