Yeet jokes

Phone: YEETED.

TikTok: DELETED.

Therapy: NEEDED.

Wife: BEATED.

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!

Kindly yeet someone!

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

Why do orphans not have parents?

Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.

Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!

"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."

Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!

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How many YEETS are there?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!

Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.

YEET!

Yeet.

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.