Yeet jokes
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Kindly yeet someone!
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
YEET YEET YEET YEET YEEET EYYYETETETYETEYETYETTEYTEYTEY EYYEYETYETYETYETYETYETEYEYEYEYEYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many YEETS are there?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Yeet.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.