When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Fuk yall!
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
Dont yall just hate when something FUNNY to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you dont look like a villian ?
yall really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! god.