When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Fuk yall!
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Y'all need to add more jokes.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Fuck all y'all hoes!
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
