Yall

Yall Jokes

Hoe

When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.

WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!

Money

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.

Suicide

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

Car Accident

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

Pizza

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Chin

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

Friend

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Fight

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

Pizza

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Fart

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Villain

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

Pedo

Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.

Website

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?