Yall jokes
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Y'all ass fr fr.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Fuk yall!
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.