Xp jokes

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."