Xp jokes

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

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