Xp jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.