Writer jokes

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

What famous book writer for kids loved insects?

Beatrix Potter.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

What do you call a blind author?

A Braille writer.

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.