Wrist jokes
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.